So Fat
June12
I am so fat. Only 16 days old, and I’m already getting fat. I was trying to diet, but yesterday the doctor said I wasn’t gaining enough weight, so they made mommy and me stay overnight at the hospital. They made me eat out of this weird plastic bottle thingy, and I gained a lot of weight while I was there.
Daddy took this cool picture of me on his phone last night while we were all there.
So now we’re back at my house, and mom and dad seem kind of relieved. But if I keep gaining weight like this, I don’t know what I’ll do.
I just want to kiss that chubby squishy face!
Maybe it was the projectile pooping that brought yer weight down? Y’need to take more in the top end than you put out the bottom end.
While holding nothing back. It’s a tricky balance, kiddo.
And yes, kisses to that chubby squishy face, too.