I’ve found a new hobby. Besides sleep, I mean.

For a while, it was fun messing up my diaper three minutes after I got changed, but you know what’s even more fun? Messing up the new one while I’m being changed.

I’ve also been taking shots at my dad while he’s changing me. I know I don’t quite have the range a boy would, but I can launch a poo at least a good foot and a half. I got dad’s shirt yesterday with that one. Now I’ve just got to improve my aim.

Today, after I wet a new diaper that hadn’t even been strapped onto me yet, dad was rinsing me off in the sink and I felt a sneeze coming. It was a surprise to everyone when I sneezed and launched a poo. Thankfully, it went into the sink. Everyone laughed a lot at that one. I’ll have to remember to do that again sometime. Next time, maybe I can get dad instead of the sink. That should be twice as funny.